Thursday, January 31, 2013

An Open Letter: David Walton

Dear David Walton,

Wow. You've inspired me to write an open letter....something I haven't done in a 6 months. You are certainly special.

David, I've been a really busy girl. I've been so busy that I honestly can't recap everything that's happened in the past two months. But I do know that I remember the first time I saw you pop on my screen.

Mr. Walton, you might honestly be the most beautiful person I've ever seen in my whole entire life.


(Borrowed from TVGuide.com)
(No one rocks a sweater as great as this.)
(Ever.)

I do wonder if your gorgeousness extends beyond the pictures and sitcoms I've seen you in recently. And you have been in a LOT of stuff lately, which makes me very happy. Because if your popularity increases and your talent and mega hotness is appreciated, then you will be in lots more stuff which means lots more opportunities for me to see your bright and most darling eyes.

I'm actually contemplating purchasing Season 2 of the New Girl on DVD when it comes out just so I can enjoy your awesomeness whenever the fancy strikes.

In all seriousness, David Walton, if you ever read this, I'm not some serial stalker. I'm just being completely superficial when I say that I have a complete crush and your beauty has inspired me in a period of crazy. Your wife is lovely, too. It's nice that pretty people gravitate towards each other.

May your eyes continue to sparkle. And may your stint on the New Girl get extended.

Sincerely,
A Swooning Fan

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